Poems, Prayers, and Promises from a Country Parson

My New Song

I wish I could be a songwriter. I think it would be so cool to reach into the air and pull words and rhymes right out of the air. Then I would reach into a quick running stream and pull out a rhythem that is so fluid and cool. Oh if I could be a song writer. Let me give it a try now.

When I walked into the room, I saw your ugly face.
Then I realized that I was looking at myself.
I cried dear Lord, look at what I've done.
I should have washed my face with a dove bar.

Oh Soap, you are so good to me.
You lather me up, for all the world to see.
You clean out my pores, and keep me pearly clean.
Oh Soap, you are the one thing I need.

Rights to this song are available for a small price. How bout $1.99.

posted by Hugh @ 10:42 AM